Full Guard French Roast – Brew With No Escape
Some coffees wake you up. This one holds you down.
Introducing Full Guard French Roast, the boldest blend in the Rear Naked Jokes lineup—smooth, dark, and impossible to pass.
Crafted for grapplers who take their caffeine as seriously as their closed guard, this French roast hits hard and lingers long. Whether you’re starting your day or stalling ’til the buzzer, this brew will keep your energy locked in tighter than a tournament match against that one sandbagger from your gym.
Tasting Notes:
- Hints of ego recovery and humility
- Finishes with a confident smirk
Great for early rolls, late-night meme scrolls, and everything in between.
Drink up. Stay grounded.
This 12oz package features a Dark French roast, delivering a bittersweet and toasty flavor profile with a strong finish along with rich flavors of cocoa and toasted nuts. Sourced from South America, this blend is meant to be enjoyed by brewing in your drip coffee maker, French press, or percolator. Available in whole bean and ground options. Roasted with care in the USA from ingredients sourced worldwide.
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.: Size: 12oz (340g)
.: Dark French roast
.: Bittersweet, chocolate, toasty, strong finish
.: Cocoa, toasted nuts
.: Growing region: South America
.: Whole bean or ground options available
.: Roasted in the USA
.: Small batch roasted by experts for superior quality, consistency and freshness
.: Graded and certified as "Specialty Grade Craft Coffee" according to the Specialty Coffee Association’s (SCA) guidelines
.: Please note: This product is shipped only to the United States and their territories, as well as Canada
.: Please note: This product is not eligible for publishing on Etsy, eBay, or Amazon US
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Store coffee in a cool dry place away from direct sunlight to preserve freshness and aroma. Once opened, seal the bag by closing the locking flap with the bag to prevent the coffee from being exposed to oxygen. .
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