Choke Me Gently – A Hilarious Blank Gag Gift Book for Jiu-Jitsu Friends Who Take Rolling a Little Too Seriously

Choke Me Gently: Finding Balance Between Control and Connection
By Ron Rublette

Discover the softer side of the gentle art in Choke Me Gently, the hilariously tender “self-help” guide from Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu black belt Ron Rublette. With its warm illustrations and heartfelt back-cover promises of sweaty vulnerability, eye contact drills, and post-roll spooning, this book appears to be a deeply introspective journey through grappling and emotional growth.

But here’s the twist…
It’s a gag.
That’s right—the inside pages are completely blank.

Whether you're pranking your coach, trolling your teammates, or surprising that one friend who always takes open mat a little too seriously, Choke Me Gently is the ultimate coffee table joke for the BJJ community. Wrap it up, hand it over, and watch the belt-ranked confusion turn into full mount laughter.

Perfect for birthdays, belt promotions, or group chat legends in the making.

Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter and sudden attempts to read nothing.

Product features
- 90gsm paper ideal for limitless expression
- Casewrap binding allows the journal to lie flat
- Durable matte laminated cover for a sleek finish
- Compact size of 5" x 7" for portability
- Full wraparound print making each journal unique

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of book outwards.